Isilme told Ebony to write this... so he did XD Amaia refused on the grounds that he wasn't wasting his precious time on any form of internet quiz.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Sure, why not? There are a few good looking ones on there.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I'm nocturnal, I like sex so late at night it's pretty much morning.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The left. Unless Aiko decides to invade, then I sleep wherever his tossing turning disaster allows me.
4. Do you masturbate?
Maybe the question should be - who doesn't?
5. How often? Lately?
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Yeah, but it was so the good looking artist chick upstairs could draw me. She didn't pay bad for two hours of just sitting doing nothing.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers. I love showers.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
you know I don't think I have.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Hehe - I like reading the porn Isilme sends me. Guy's a great writer. I'll watch porn, but usually the artist in me kicks in and I can't enjoy it because I'm too busy ripping apart the bad story and camera work.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I prefer passive people, I like to be the more aggressive person. I have to be in a damn shitty mood to be passive.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No I don't. I don't know who half of these people are. Probably people I photographed or drew once.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Would I be the only sucker who asked for talent? I'd like that more than either. I don't want the money and love is a pain.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Funny but true - I love having sex with black lights on. I dig mirrors too. I have a habit of wanting to paint on whoever I'm with, or photograph them/us. I also have a nasty habit of somehow ending up in bed with someone I'm using for a model.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
get me started.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
I can't think of anything good. I've had sex in a lot of places - none of them particularly romantic. I've had sex at the beach a lot. It's a bit overrated.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Funny story, a friend of mine got really, REALLY pissed at someone for dating their ex and they talked me into sneaking into their house and having sex in their bed and on their kitchen table. That was fun as hell. I'd do that again, except when they read this I think they'll know who they are and I won't live long enough to do so.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yeah. It's pretty lame. I've had my brother and the sister who raised me walk in on me more than once. Aiko walked in on me and someone once a long time ago back in high school. That was more awkwardly funny than embarrassing.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
One of my favourite haunts is a strip clubs. The girls are really sweet and love it when I draw things for them. Oline has this piece that I drew of her framed and in her managers office. She's a really sweet heart. I adore her.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
yeah, I've done that.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No - can't say I'm that tactless.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yeah - I've had that happen.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yeah - I've done my share of shopping around. It's not my cup of tea though.
24. What's your sexuality?
I like women. Who wouldn't? Their so full of things to grab and soft places to lay down on. I hopped around a bit when I was young but it wasn't worth making a fuss over. I've got someone now who'd love to insist he's my boyfriend, but he's jumping to conclusions <_< He's not so bad. Sometimes.
25. Had sex in a movie theatre?
Yup, been there and done that.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
No. I've had my fair share of sex in uncouth places, but never a bathroom. Maybe someday in my own bathroom, but I think that crosses some weird invisible line for me.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Many, many times.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yeah - I've gone in for a laugh or two.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
I bought Isilme's Christmas present at one. I've bought a few things over the years I suppose.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yeah I guess so - there's a drawer by the bed that has a few things in it.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
I have handcuffs. Eatable paints (everyone should have those). A couple of oils and that sort of junk. Some adult card and board games. I have a few articles of clothing I bought at sex stores, I wear them and no one knows the freaking difference.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
There are pictures of me naked floating around in assorted peoples sketch books I have no doubt, but their hardly naughty. Just life drawings. I've got self-portraits I've taken of myself with partners from over the years I'm sure I've given away or published. So they have to be out there somewhere. I have no shame.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Ah - yes I have done that.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No - I can't say I have, but I bet it would be fun.
35. Have you ever had cybersex?
Yeah, I have. They know who they are
It's not half as great if the person can't spell or be creative writing.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Depends on who's getting it done and how far it goes I guess. By definition it's when a sexual organ is inside something or something is inside a sexual organ.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Anything that will let me stay close to my lover's ear. I'm horrible for always wanting to talk dirty, but I prefer a soft husky tone to screaming. Too overdramatic.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Re: The above. I love dirty talking. Dunno why. I guess I just love running my mouth. It's almost more fun than the actual sex.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
hehe, yeah I have a time or two. First few times - not all that great. The last time though was a freaking blast. I'd do that again.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
I agree with Isilme in that Amaia should fill this out, and not be a snob. Aiko should too. Cause I said so.
@~8~ Melamin! <3
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